Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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