But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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