Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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