i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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