I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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