Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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