Who wears a wallet chain?!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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