you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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