I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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