You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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