Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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