sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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