I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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