You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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