i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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