marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Randomize
