Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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