I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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