I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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