so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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