problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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