absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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