Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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