We named our party play list daddy issues
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you win again, gameday.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize