Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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