I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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