I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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