she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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