i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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