Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You can make out without kissing
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