doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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