I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
NoShamevember. You game?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
