quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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