you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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