My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm sobbing to NWA
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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