Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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