Will you blow on my dice?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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