i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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