sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
