she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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