just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Text me some of your sweat
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