things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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