I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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