I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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