i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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