i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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