it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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