You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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