Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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