my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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