if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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