I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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