Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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