Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The power of my boobs compel you
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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