I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
