saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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