What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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