Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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